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etirabys:

argumate:

etirabys:

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

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batsound:

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this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

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swearwolvez:

mediumsizedboy:

krafteasymac:

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

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scotchtapeofficial:

rcktpwr:

a boy of dust..

if they keep shaking him he’ll crumble completely

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marseny:

everythingfox:

nice

if she’s your girl why’s she petting my head

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california-bluebell:

teathattast:

SICKO MODE 👹

it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal

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Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

yaminoendo:

dontthinkonithermione:

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

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Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

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My new favorite version of Hermione.

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dredsina:

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

@photo4amber

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radandidontstop2:

mysharona1987:

geekandmisandry:

mysharona1987:

Um…at the risk of sounding snobby here: Do the elitist GOP get that the house doesn’t even look that good?

Not that I’m judging: I grew up in some mediocre places too. It’s fine, and there are certainly worse places. I agree with her: It was likely fine to grow up in.  

But it’s a pretty mundane and rundown. By any standards.

But it’s a standing house. So apparently, per the Republicans, she’s a limousine liberal.  

I second this, I grew up poor and this house…well, it’s not a “dump” or anything, but is no better a house than I was raised in with two parents barely making enough money to make the mortgage payments.

That’s what I can’t get over.

They are acting like this is some big Hollywood mansion.

And it’s really not.

This reminds me of the time Fox News tried to paint poor people as rich because 97% have a refrigerator

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cursedcatimages:

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xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

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SHUT

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