jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

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steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via assume)

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

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officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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problemactic:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses #3

more?

Set #2

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the-funny-pics:

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

Yes

(via bulletv)

thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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mariovevo:

be the person your dog thinks you are

(Source: freewlfi, via hotboyproblems)

@school please delete

(Source: tortillas, via asian)

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(Source: redeyesandturntables, via scodelarino)

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via assume)

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

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